He said, she said, no — they all said in this

Since you can’t think for yourself why not write a

Time to pull out your old tee-ball trophies because we’re gonna do a

Breaking news we just hired an old white dude that will probably leave the company 2 years from now

Make it rain on these fools with an

Ah shit I’m triggered, must be time for that

A picture may tell a 1,000 words but you can only draw stick figures for this

When you recreate last night’s plot from the bachelor and turn it into a

Is it really breaking if shit is always breaking?

Ya but you’re a smart ass so peep this