You could google it or you could just write a pointless

Only sex or drugs will get people to fill out that

Put that Brit lit degree to good use and toss together a

More half-baked ideas, I see your hatching. Time for a

Light it up because it’s time to write a

See, what our shit really is supposed to do is um

Time to put up or shut up with a

Dust off that microphone son because you about to do a…

We all get participation trophies anyway so go ahead and write that irrelevant

Anarchy motherfuckers!!! Time for a